In summary, WAGS are wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly (Peaking Takeaway 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Sultans Palace 19 with a side of 32), are abominable to God, are worthy of death for their vile, depraved in ability to eat a burger and realise their error to spread their spotty faces all over the tabloids (Lev. 20:13; Rom. 1:32), are called wags because they are ignorant, useless and vacant people, produce by their very presence in society a kind of mass intoxication from their wine made from a mixture of Nesquik and Gak which poisons society's mores with the poison of dragons and the cruel venom of asps, declare their sin and shame on the covers of OK, Hello, Heat and a string of other crap publications, are shameless and unable to blush, and are hated by God, are murderers of small chinese children who work in sweat shops to make their "luxury goods", are naturally without brain, will proliferate at the end of the world bringing final judgment on mankind, have been finally given up by God to for dishonoring their own bodies through "steam milkshakes" and lettice frappès and have no hope of Heaven unless they repent , which they can't do in their prideful state. They need to hear this truth if they are to have any hope of penitence, faith in Jesus Christ and salvation.

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